07/15/2008
"g fresh in tha mothafuckin house"

Holy fucking balls. Where the fuck have we been? I blame nobody but Jinn. All her fault. So much as happened. I feel if I talk about it now, it'll be old news, you will be bored and then you'll stop reading. So honestly...I don't know what to write at the moment.

um.

E3 started today. I guess a few things were announced. RE5 got a release date. That games gives me boners. AND FF13 is coming to the 360, but I could really care less. So much for that. Fuck you.

OH! I have a new web-comic!

HTTP://WWW.CHARLESANDDARWIN.COM

GO! It's a little come that me and the lady came up with. It's really super cute. You'll love it.

I heard somebody say "I'm the black Tom Cruise" on the radio the other day.

it was awesome.

-jon

07/15/2008
"peek pika!"

I am painfully aware (Jon punched me in the throat) that we haven't updated in over a month. I would apologize, but my vocal chords have been crushed. So I can't. Deal.

So, they released the app store for the iphone. And I went download crazy. Seriously, this shit is the jam. Go download and play Aurora Feint right now. Go!

I got a cat. It pees on stuff. So I pee on it back. The little bastard. RIGHT IN ITS MOUTH. What? Hey, this is the internet, right.

That's right, I punched that hobosexual's face RIGHT OFF. You saw it here first.