04/17/2008
"Jumping Jeh...ho..seh...fat...!"

The new season of Deadliest Catch has started. I'm pretty pumped about it. It started off pretty good. I used to give people crap about this show, but I was hooked (oh god, no pun plox) as soon as I started to watch it. Cause...I'm wanted.....dead or alive. The lady seems to be watching it as well, which is funny about me.

I don't know if anybody saw THIS GEM, but it is going to be so cute. I use cute the manliest way that I can. Did you see the little one eating bamboo?! nomnomnomnom. I want. I want now. I want to raise a baby panda. Who doesn't?! A mad man, that's who! I even got pissed at some little bastard who was talking shit about it and let him know he's a son of a bitch! Fuck you! If you read this little kid, fuck you and your panda hating life! FUCK!

BTW. How much would you guys pay me if I got the tattoo from the comic, IRL? I'll start taking donations now.

-jon

04/17/2008
"Magnetic Doritos."

Ah, the further adventures os Jon's world famous titties!

New website coming soon! TwoMonocles 2.0!
Forums, merch, fun stuff. No bugs! Blah!

YEAH.