04/05/2007
"Two things. "

If there's 2 things I hate, it would be:
 
1. Waking up before noon
2. Fake grapes.
 
I'm not a fan of the morning. It's terrible. I won't go much beyond that, but I do not agree with the morning and its practices.
 
And fake grapes, fuck people that buy them. I get excited when I see grapes. I say to myself, "Hey! Natures candy! Let me enjoy the fruit that my lord has given me."
But no. You fuckers think grapes are some fucking decoration just there to make you look rich. Well, guess what. You don't look rich, you just look like an asshole for having fake fruit on your dinner table. How do you like that?
 
Yeah, I hope it hurts.

04/10/2007
"Two things. "

1. RIP, Kurt Vonnegut.
So sad, I just finished Timequake a few weeks ago, too.
At least we'll always have Kilgore Trout.

2. This is my favorite strip so far. Seriously, that chef is CRUSHED. Ah, vengeance.