04/03/2007
"Comic #1"

So, I don't think I'm the only employee that gets mad about it, honestly. It happens more often than you would think. Customer comes in, asks a question and then I reply "No", but with a little more jazz than just "NO". The customer walks out, upset, hurt, disappointed. I think I'm in the clear with this guy. He now knows my business; what do I have to worry about? Well, the next day he comes back with the same fucking question. Maybe he thought to himself "Hey, maybe it was a one day thing" or "maybe I was in some alternate reality, there's no way the answer is no. Let me try it again, but this time I'll act like I have no idea what he's talking about, I don't want him to know I'm a space traveler."
 
Well, sir, you are not a space traveler. You're just a man with a stack of shitty DVD's. You're the bane of my existence. You need to buy new bricks to keep your trailer from leaning to the left. Here's an idea for you, sir:
 
STOP WASTING YOUR MONEY ON DVD'S
 
So, did anybody pick up Tom Goes to the Mayor, vol 1?
 
Oh, you traded it in? Fantastic.

04/03/2007
"It's howdy-doody time!"

Well, this is it. We're live! Official!! Huzzah. One word sentences! Anyhoo, like Lee said on THE OFFICIAL PODCAST last week, there are 3 egos to keep in line around here, so that will fun and um....yeah. Just make sure you not only read the comics, but also give us lots of money and spam this website all over the damned internet, or I'll krap my pants. True story.

If you decide to stay with us, you'll notice a drastic change in art/style progress in just a short amount of time. Keep in mind, this IS a project. Remember how weird it was the first time you read one of those Garfield books and saw the way the old strips looked? It's kind of like that, but a whole lot quicker. This is also a true story.