11/21/2007
"epix."

ROCK BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND.

Rock Band came out! w00t! Double w00t. It's amazing. So much better than Guitar Hero III. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. That was me humping my drum kit. I'll take pictures of me playing it and try posting them next week. Then you can e-mail me and say "OMG! Ur so cut3".

Some guys over at ebaums thought it would be REALLY funny if a bunch of kids called random gamestop stores and asked for Battletoads, which is an amazing game. Well, it was funny the first day because people would call and ask for it and then that would be it. I would usually go along with it and say "hey, you can pre-order it, it'll come out in 1991." and we would laugh and that would be it.

but then it quickly turned into people calling us and calling us fags and swearing constantly and not even calling and asking for the game. It was just people being dumb, without having any "prank class" as I'll call it. This was not fun. And even worse than that, they would call every 15 seconds. I was even called a "dirty jew nigger" which is always fun.

So, if anybody reads this and they called a Gamestop and asked for the game and did it in a funny way, kudos. If you were the little fatty fat fat who called and acted like an idiot, just following what people did on the forums in a total unoriginal way, you need to step up or just stop.

I did manage to *69 a kid and called him back on my cell phone. Luckily, it was his house phone and I managed to find him on the google white pages. So, I'm going to send him a letter full of poop; cause everybody knows, poop is worse than shit.

-jon

11/21/2007
"come here, little kitty."

Alright! So!
Many things to cover!

-comic con
First off, let me apologize for the delay in getting this week's comic up, we have spent the better part of this week getting our shit all squared away for the .... comiccon!!
We officially are set up with a booth at the Florida Mega-Con in March! Jon and myself will be present for all three days to sign autographs, make fun of your shoes and do sketches of the guy you don't like with a giant penis in his mouth. Be there. Purple 14, Artist's Alley. We are still trying to raise funds for the merch we will be selling/giving out, so please, if you enjoy our humble little venture here, throw a couple of dollars our way and/or pimp out the website in every way you know how.

-liam
is so awesome and we thank him for working with us on this, this comic (#34) is honestly my favorite comedy wise and art wise and it was an IRL trial to fucking get done. You better love it and post that shit all over thar intarwebz. He has JUST posted a viewer mail #8 on his podcast, so go check that shit out. totally righteous.

-art and friends
my friend, Becky, has started a little comic of her own; it's a hand-drawn tablet comic about the nuances of everyday life, you should go check it out, 'cause it's cute and I like it. And if you don't like the things I like then you suck a dick and that's a fact.

-fascist holidays
Gorge-Yourself-Into-Oblivion is upon us once again. Go get 'em, fatty fat fat! You know you want to. For the record, stuffing is fucking nasty, dude.....soggy bread? Come on! And let's not forget all of our Indian friends who happily surrendered their land and moved to reservations of their own free will so the white man could carry out his more important business (my good friend Michael is Indian, so it's ok that I just said that.) I HAS A VOUCHER.

-For the record
this is jon and his bucket. no doubt you've seen this image before, he is a popular guy.

-i forget
I forgot the rest. I've had a few beers and it has not been a good or easy day. But I LOVE YOU MAN, YOU'RE LIKE MY BEST FRIEND, DUDE.