10/25/2007
"Come on, Kage, bring the thunder!"

Jesus Christ. We're back. After a long slumber, Two Monocles is back and it's hungry. Hungry for your attention. If you have no idea what the fuck is going on with this comic, hit two comics before this one and catch up. I know it's been over a month some of you may have lost the story and think the comic is "dumb" or "gay". The last part may be true because both Jinn and I are homosexuals.

Actually, I can't really vouch for her.

Children, calm yourselves and relax. We're here and we will be on a regular schedule from now on....hopefully.

-jon

10/25/2007
"Snaps! Bang!"

Alright kidders! We're back! The fretting can end now and you can all breathe a sigh of relief.
And apologies for the large format, how did I fuck that up?

But I know what you're thinking! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IT'S THURSDAY WHAT IS HAPPENING AROUND HERE?!
No, we didn't change the comic schedule, we just thought since I've been out of commission for a month and a half that we'd give you a nice treat. But no longer, we are back to our regularly scheduled program and we have big plans for the future. A new site design, MERCH, the Florida Mega-Con in March AND after we wrap up the funeral story line, we will be having a very special guest appearing in (and additional writing for) the two episodes after that (tenatively in around 2 or 3 weeks), so make goddamn sure you are staying on top of it because you will not want to miss it (archives? what archives?! bitch.) It will be glorious.

IRL news I've moved down to another city and have a "new" job and it's awesome. My birthday was a few days ago, and while I know most of my peers have some kind of existential crisis when they hit their quarter of a century mark, I did not. In fact, quite the opposite, I am stoked to be 25 (so far, but then again it's only been 4 days...). So send me belated birthday presents or I'll kill myself.

Media wise, I am currently enjoying the hell out of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, it's the funniest show on TV that nobody is watching. Just saw 30 Days of Night. I was pleasantly suprised that it didn't turn into the typical Hollywood-comic-book-movie-krap-pile that they usually do (Thank you, Sam Raimi and thank you...the guy who directed Hard Candy!). It's how Silent Hill SHOULD HAVE looked and felt, but didn't, because it sucked. I know I shouldn't be comparing a video game movie to a comic book movie, but damn. Seriously.
Haven't been playing much WoW since the move, voice chat? Mac video capture?! Whaaaaaa?! Awesome town. But I did get my flying mount. Now to get a Mr. Pinchy and life will be complete. There is a huge Halo 3 tourney at work on the 27th and that shall be fun as well. I'm not playing in it, but you know, I'll be there bossing people around and that's really all that counts. You can come thank me after you walk home with a 360 premium and a box of cool Halo shwag. But not by touching, please.

WORD.