01/08/2008
"behold!"

Me and the lady went to a nude beach last week and man was that fun. Fun if you like seeing old ass. Wrinkled old ass. And I lied to you earlier, it was not fun. It was actually awful. It was cold and wrinkled. Plus, there was red tide and unfortunately the red tide was not the Communists, but the mystical thing that kills fish and other marine life. But these fish don't stay in the water, they wash ashore for me too look at and poke at with a stick.

And then I saw a seagull with fishing line in its mouth and I tried to save it, but it wanted nothing to do with me.

and there was also a woman there with awful titties. Bleck.

-jon

01/08/2008
"can I dip your wings in pudding?"

Wow! It's been a few weeks since the last comic and I sincerely apologize. Now all that is out of the way, happy new year and all.
2008 is going to rock my face, if my calculations are correct. Just sit back and wait and watch, at some point, a unicorn WILL burst out of the front of my throat and vomit glitter everywhere. Rad.

I cannot stop playing Rock Band, contrary to what a previous comic may lead you to believe. I drew that before I played it. And now I've got a fever!

One of the cool things about my job is that there are a lot of people who try to sell us busted shit, and they know it's busted. So, when we test it and subsequently inform them that, "Hey, you're shit is broken, what are you trying to pull, buddy?" they admit defeat and just leave their broken krap in the store. If it's left there overnight, they can no longer lay claim to it, it goes into the goddamn dumpster. HOWEVER, we have found a supremely awesome new thing to do with these abandoned electronics, and that is to take them out to the desert and pump fucking bullets into them (did I mention I got a handgun for christmas? oh yeah.). Xboxes can take a beating, but Zunes just explode like pansies. Hehehe.

In other news, our names are listed on the MegaCon website! And we also presume, in the little booky thing as well. This is the block that should be appearing in it, but you know, 1 inch by 1 and 1/2 inches:

You are impressed, are you not?!

Also, the greatest insane japanese karaoke booth in the phoenix metropolitan area resided in the Gameworks in the Arizona Mills. That shit is whacky. So, so, so whacky.