08/27/2007
"rockin stuff."

Sorry about the lack of blogage last week. It's true, my balls were actually in a vice.
 
I had to go to the hospital 2 weeks ago because I had some "ball" issues. Which means, my left nut was the size of a tennis ball. Come to find out, I had some bacteria that liked the way my testicle gave off a very "homey" feeling, which is very true, ask my lady.
 
All is better now, they had to give a little cut below it so everything would drain, blah blah blah, it was awful.
 
In other news, I moved to Orlando last thursday and things are pretty neat. Started work today, but we'll see how long that lasts. I'm back down to ASM and I took a pay cut. No it probably won't be in the comic, but who knows. I'm kickin around a few ideas.
 
Other than that, everything is the same. I might have a semi-big thing coming up soon, so, we'll see what happens with that.
 
-Jon

08/27/2007
"worth reading if you have the time:"

Altavista's Babelfish is a fun thing. Take something in English, say, the lyrics to the final showdown of Tenacious D's the Pick of Destiny, for example. Punch it in, choose English > Japanese.
Then copy the resulting Japanese text back into the translator and switch it back to English. It reads thusly:

"I am complete!
Sexual intercourse!
It is and has sexual intercourse!
It is every luck!
I my male which you inhale am am the chicken complete!
This world is my ones, the line is 1st! It has one piercing in me, now both it dies!
Waiting! Waiting! Waiting! Mother fucker!
We challenge to the stone! Give one chance which shakes your socks in us.
Sexual intercourse! Sexual intercourse! Sexual intercourse!
The ogre cord/code me, prevents the fact that it decreases the challenge of the stone.
Is your word what? Are any capture things what?
If we win, you must keep accompanying your regrettable donkey in the hell. And and... our rent must be paid
If and I win, what?
Then in the hell... what which can take Kage? Kage only method rely on me. No sexual intercourse you have expressed? Because... there is a female dog where you are small.
It is all right! Do to permit the stone, begin!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I am the demoniac, I love metal! This riff, the sexual intercourse where a certain flavor is good inspects that!
As for me me as for me it is the demon which those which you think that we want, can do! I as for those which are obtained in me as for gonna is flaunt with anything!
A certain thing which I lose never there is no stone!
As for me it is not possible in order to take Kage in the hell to wait!
I gonna is filled up am he who with the gel of the ogre where I am hot!
I do the scream like my deeply crimson pimpernel in him! Calling obtaining! You coming to Kage, it has the thunder, do!
There is no masterpiece which method, that fairness we can win, are.
Hear my story.
He shakes he death escaping being not to be the person, excessively eagerly!
Goddamn that Kage! He is ' that characteristic slave of gonna, ' the mayonnaise of gargle of gonna! It makes, if - to be able to call... - the monster where we are large mamma is stuffed, if it does not burst!
The laser to which the man, as for us is every has been attached makes deactivate passed... my so and!
Between the today when this fucker is blown!
Now of C'mon Kage that is the time when the door is blown.
I hear the time when the door which now of Jabels that is blown!
Time of cause showdown of stage attach! We bend the excess, then we take ya in town of brown.
Now we have in order to blow this fucker! If he us does not blow the door, gonna it is I who am raped. The cuz that of C'mon Kage is the time when the door is blown! [ Kilogram ] well, we drive ya, the time of hitting down stack that with the open hand which is!
Just a little Antichrist-a and Beelzeboss!
We your weakness, have known our rockin ' sources!
We shake casbah, blow your heart!
We are defeated for all mankind,!
The key which the king scepter, us is grasped is grasped!
Demon, it is D which is we! We are D! As for us D! So it is!
It is the lame of person fuckin.
You coming to Kage, it is my comin!
My electric light, taste fucker!
Calling obtaining!
Ow!
Sexual intercourse!
The angle of my Fuckin! No of Ohio state!
Until the empty whence which comes, it is, it completes it remains for the second time!
Nooooooo!
Kage have sexual intercourse, Jables have sexual intercourse!
I obtain Tenacious D!"